Ike Davis has been through the desert on a horse with no name.

Ike Davis can make you love him if you don’t.

Why would an infection want to hang around with Ike Davis?

'Cuz he's a fun guy!


IKE DAVIS ONCE SWALLOWED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS……. THEY MADE HIM BLINK ONCE.
submission from Manny Guerrero 

Carlos Beltan uses “El Esta Aqui” as his walk up because he knows Ike Davis is with him.
submission from blargenshnargle 

Ike Davis can ride his bike with no handlebars.

Ike Davis once got pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky to leave with a warining.

Bruce Springsteen had an affair with the Greek goddess of baseball… hence, Ike Davis.

Ike Davis doesn’t get walked, he gets presidential pardons.
submission from rickfrombrooklyn

Choosy mothers might choose JIF, But JIF Chooses Ike Davis